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Grindplate: Slo Bro

The Soap Ninja is a combination of Soap Septums and Soap Turntables. The body of the Ninjas are similar to that of the Septums, and it has cosmetics similar to that of the Turntables. The Soap Ninja comes sporting replacable Slo Bro grind plates.

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Apr 21, 2006 teamhoax

They look erm...magical ! Thats a shame they wernt released, one of my favourites by far - Can you run up 20ft wallls in these like Jackie chan ?!?

Apr 24, 2006 Surfaced

Funny. If there were multiple color schemes, which there may have been, they might have appealed to me.

Aug 26, 2006 SigmaPoe

.... kind of a bad color if you where looking to be a ninja in them and this is another reason I want soaps to come back so more colors of this and more shoes

Nov 4, 2006 Kile

In my opinion they should design these
shoes to a higher standard. I liek these because
they have the slo-bro grind-plates

Than manufacuter them, and sell them to resailers
for us to buy. If they came out i would deffinatly buy
a pair of these

Nov 4, 2006 AnthoFlex

They are just Septums with a different design

Nov 18, 2006 Kru

I like these ones, the heavy tread grip on the sole would be nice for wall tapping. Notice that most the unreleased shoes where getting this unique style..that would of done well in the market. Eh it sucks!

Nov 18, 2006 SonicSoaper

If these were released, they'd have to be Special Ediotions that you'd have to ravel to Japan for. Then you'd have to go to the Ninja Temple Dojo and fight the master for them. After that, you'd have to train for seven to twelve years to finally master the art of the shadow. The shoes are then your reward. That or you can just buy them on eBay from some Trekkie who got them at a convention.

Nov 18, 2006 SonicSoaper


Nov 18, 2006 Kru

good one SS. I notice they to resemble septums a lot.. the shell of the shoe is different, the sole is about the same. But wouldn't it make more sense to have these in .. flat black? basically invert the shoe but keep the red where it is. Or make the red into yellow. That'd be sweet.

Nov 18, 2006 SonicSoaper

Flat black. That would be nice. But then all of the ninjas would wear them and it wouldn't be worth going on the entire mission of martial arts supremecy.

Nov 19, 2006 Kru

I doubt it.. because even skilled ninjas can't hit a 540 then drop into a tweaked royale with grace.. they'd just flip over the stairs.. lol

Soap ninjas.. they come in any color you like, as long as its black XD

Nov 19, 2006 SonicSoaper

Mmmm, black.

Jan 2, 2007 ufo1216

why the hell does soap have so many unrealesed shoes? i think that some of soaps unrealesed shoes are awesome.

Mar 24, 2007 rhinoskater30

Yeah, the unrealesed shoes would've been a hit and sparked Soap Shoes buisiness again

Apr 22, 2007 Tasslehoff

hehe slo-bro plates. hehe. i want.

Apr 23, 2007 kobansora

I still think this is ugly lol.

Slo-bro plates... Just hit up Steve. I got mine from him, but I got the last 12s.

Don't like em much b/c I have square rails at school and I don't have time to hit up the rails at Bellevue Square...


Apr 23, 2007 kobansora

But I still like them b/c of their incredible lock on.


Jul 11, 2007 SapAuthor

lol, Kristy (my fiancee) wants these XD

Jul 27, 2007 RamenRadio

Haha, who wouldn't want a pair of these =D

Were one of these the models unreleased under Instride?

Jul 27, 2007 Megashadow77

I don't. I think they're fugly.

Jul 27, 2007 Page645

i'd fuck a horse for thses

Jul 27, 2007 Page645

forget that last comment. sorry everyone

Jul 27, 2007 Megashadow77


Jul 28, 2007 Page645

wat???? was it something i said????

Jul 28, 2007 RamenRadio

I think they are sexy lol

And remember, it's not all about style, and it's not all about grinding (it's the most important thing, but I like a little style in there too :D). I'd want a pair of these since they are based on the septums

Jul 28, 2007 Page645

i just want a pair of these just so i can fuck that horse i always wanted to do just to get these

Aug 16, 2007 SapAuthor

...okay that's really disturbing

Aug 16, 2007 Megashadow77

I second that, Trey.

Aug 16, 2007 LVsoaper12

wtf,page fuck a horse what the hell

Aug 16, 2007 MusicSoaper

I'm having the same thoughts....But yeah,
lets not have another donkey show
like Clerks 2.....

Aug 17, 2007 LVsoaper12

lol,hey page do u wish u were in that movie

Aug 17, 2007 Page645

first its a figure of speech wat i wrote. i used to say that if i'd do anything for something and second yes lvsoaper i do wish i was in clerks 2

Aug 17, 2007 Megashadow77

*smacks Keith*
Down keith, Down!

Aug 17, 2007 Page645

*bites hand*

Aug 17, 2007 LVsoaper12

Kicks keith in the nuts and steals his shoes

Aug 18, 2007 Page645

wat shoes did u steal that's wat matters
my ords:i dont give a shit
my scabs:if you do ill hunt you down and tie your arms around a tree,cut off ur balls and make you eat them

Aug 18, 2007 Megashadow77


Aug 18, 2007 RamenRadio

I'll help him out with that too lol

Aug 18, 2007 MusicSoaper

And i will bring the video camera for some home video recording....lol.

Aug 18, 2007 iwantsoapshoes

would that be considered porn, or just torture??

Aug 18, 2007 Page645

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! XD

Aug 18, 2007 Altman

I think it's both.

Aug 18, 2007 Altman

Depending on the person watching it.

Aug 18, 2007 LVsoaper12

page u would not cut my nuts off u will be to busy having sex with that horse u always to

Aug 19, 2007 greenfire8484

so im just wondering ive never actually owned a pair but i love these shoes can u use any plate on certain shoes?

Aug 19, 2007 Altman

You can only use replaceable plates on shoes that have replaceable plates and even then the plates need to be a certain size.

Aug 19, 2007 Altman

Plates plates plates plates PLATES!

Aug 19, 2007 vault

ah man i wonder y no mods. have come in and cleaned this place up. ok to name all the crap that has come onto this site; porn (fuck u!), news, fucking horses(lol) , and a whole lotta fucking SPAM!!! common... I mean wat happened to mart? hes been here since 03 and we havnt seen him in a long time...


Aug 19, 2007 greenfire8484

lol ur right... still love/extremely hate that horse f-ing conversation. Don't ask me why those two extremes are used in the same... description, i guess you could say... and thx for telling me about the replaceable plates thing Altman, right after I entered that I was like o duh! I forgot! But I didn't know the plates needed sizes, I just figured... oh whatever that was stupid anyway... lol.

Aug 19, 2007 greenfire8484

and i said i love these, well, in a different color of course, and without those weird-ass ray things coming from the logo otherwise pretty cool shoes

Aug 20, 2007 RamenRadio

It was just a joke, there isn't any need to keep making fun about it.... Jeez.....

Aug 20, 2007 greenfire8484

who was mad at u ramen? i sure wasnt referring to anything u said...

Aug 20, 2007 RamenRadio

I'm talking about how everyone is making a big deal about page's comment. Just drop it was all I was saying. Nothing more nothing less.

Aug 20, 2007 greenfire8484

no im just saying it was funny nothin bad about u

Aug 25, 2007 MusicSoaper

But greenfire, the ray on the shoes is what make it unique. Its cool to me

Aug 25, 2007 AnthoFlex

The ones i have are waaaaaaaaaaay more red than this, and they dont have that red thing at the bottom of the laces

Aug 26, 2007 Megashadow77

How the fuck do you have an unreleased shoe?

Aug 26, 2007 greenfire8484


Aug 26, 2007 AnthoFlex


Dude, haha. I was talking about the pictures i have of this shoe.

Sorry about that

Aug 26, 2007 Megashadow77

then you shall send them to me....or I will stab you.....Pweaz?

Aug 26, 2007 AnthoFlex

Well, if i must.... i mean, you DID say "pweaz", and i mean that IS the most polite way, so...........here it is:

The "Ninjuh"

Any more questions?

Aug 26, 2007 Megashadow77

there the picture is not! *anger*

Aug 26, 2007 LVsoaper12

renny please show us the pics

Aug 26, 2007 AnthoFlex

Has anyone ever seen that old episode of DBZ where Goten and Trunks wanna see Goku turn SS3? Thats kinda how this is...

K boys, look closely....

The Ninja

Aug 26, 2007 LVsoaper12

omg,show use the pics please if not i wll close all the mc.donalds in the world,:)

Aug 26, 2007 AnthoFlex

Go ahead, i was always a Burger King person myself anywayz...

But seriously, HTML is disabled everywhere...hmm, heres the link then


Aug 26, 2007 greenfire8484

u could use a haircut... lol

Aug 26, 2007 AnthoFlex

I really want one too, but i dunno what kind to get -_-

Aug 26, 2007 LVsoaper12

omg u have ninja's renny my best friend would like to sell them

Aug 26, 2007 LVsoaper12

o yeah love the shirt

Aug 26, 2007 AnthoFlex

First....i need a haircut....

Aug 26, 2007 LVsoaper12

renny my bestfrind would you be more and liking to sell me a pair of soaps

Aug 26, 2007 LVsoaper12

no one is not going to say anything sense i say something thats racist

Aug 26, 2007 AnthoFlex

wtf are you talking about?

Aug 26, 2007 LVsoaper12

nvm forget want i said

Aug 26, 2007 LVsoaper12

ok let's get back to the ninja's

Aug 26, 2007 Megashadow77

I dunno how he hell you got ninjas dude....

But niiiiiiice.

Aug 26, 2007 LVsoaper12

how because there unreleased?

Aug 26, 2007 Megashadow77

Yeah. It just makes me want to come up there and shank him more.

Aug 26, 2007 AnthoFlex

You don't like me very much do you Mike?

Aug 26, 2007 Megashadow77

Nah, we're cool. You just have too many shoes XD

Aug 26, 2007 AnthoFlex

I know, it drives my mom crazy. But imma do her a favor and just put em on the wall like in the Clinic in a can video....

I sure hope my wall is big enough =\

Aug 26, 2007 sonic

renny, your mum is crazy. i have 1 pair of bashed up shoes and she wants me to have MORE.

Aug 26, 2007 AnthoFlex

Thats because mom's dont want their kids looking like shit in just one pair. But i think your mom would flip too if you had 26 pairs of Soaps hanging around the house

Aug 26, 2007 sonic

probably. my hallway is already full of shoes.

Aug 26, 2007 LVsoaper12

what,how many shoes u have

Aug 26, 2007 sonic

i dont know. i just know my hallway is full of shoes.

Sep 2, 2007 Page645

i'd still fuck a horse for these

Sep 2, 2007 Page645


Sep 12, 2007 MusicSoaper

Another Clerks 2 moment
in SolidGrind History.

Sep 12, 2007 Page645

_ its joke u retarded monkeys

Sep 12, 2007 MusicSoaper

Im just playing too. Calm down and take a joke.

Sep 12, 2007 Page645

fine but just drop that fucking thing about clerks 2

Sep 15, 2007 MusicSoaper

Fine...But still......its just a joke.

Sep 15, 2007 RamenRadio


The point is that its a nice shoe lol chillz guys

Sep 15, 2007 RamenRadio

These were Instride, right? I don't get why they release two different pairs of skate shoes without grind plates and not release these XD

Seriously, these look a lot more decent than the white septums I think

Sep 15, 2007 Page645

O_O dont disrespect septums now

Sep 15, 2007 Page645


Sep 15, 2007 RamenRadio

Nah, I'm just not crazy about the white septum design. i'd prefer earth septums or something lol

Sep 15, 2007 Page645

O_O watch ur tongue boy XD

Sep 15, 2007 RamenRadio

You gonna whack me son? XP

Sep 15, 2007 RamenRadio

I'm sorry, scratch that last comment.

Seriously though, you don't think the ninja looks better than white septums?

Sep 15, 2007 MusicSoaper

In my opinion, they basically look the same, but i would have to give it to the Ninjas just because of the name...."Ninjas". And Trav, the Earth ones do look pretty beastly. But the white ones keep it real.

Sep 15, 2007 RamenRadio

eh, I guess your right, I can see what you're saying.

Sep 15, 2007 MusicSoaper

But I like the Earth Colors.
Sometimes white is not the
best color for every shoe.
But dont you have a pair of
Septums Trav?
Lucky MoFo.

Sep 15, 2007 RamenRadio

XD Yeah I have a pair of white septums. I wish I had earth so damn badly, but sadly they are white for sure man.

Sep 18, 2007 MusicSoaper

Be happy that you even have a pair of septums for that matter...those are some hard shoes to find nowadays. Close to as rare as the Scorchers and Broadsides. Especially in sizes 12-13

Dec 18, 2008 Altman

So much red...they hurt my eyes.

Feb 21, 2010 sylonbroadsides


"i just want a pair of these just so i can fuck that horse i always wanted to do just to get these"

Feb 21, 2010 sylonbroadsides


...okay that's really disturbing

Feb 21, 2010 Brad

Lol, I was just on the way to check this page out and saw you already posted :P

Fckin hilarious stuff btw, I'm literally loling.

Feb 21, 2010 sylonbroadsides

haha yeah we were nuts back in the good old days when we at least had expresssssss

Feb 21, 2010 Brad


Feb 21, 2010 Brad

Just saw that pic of Rennys ninjas. That's crazy O_O

Feb 21, 2010 sylonbroadsides

you'd cry after seeing half of the pictures I have of Renny and his shoes lmao

Feb 21, 2010 Brad

I shed a tear just looking at his Ninjas and his shirt.

Feb 21, 2010 sylonbroadsides

That was from the soap van tour in like 2000 or something. Footage can be seen in tWo

Feb 21, 2010 Brad

Yeah, I wish I was there :'(

Feb 21, 2010 Timuukun

...Did I miss a cool pic or something?

Feb 21, 2010 Timuukun

Oh, guess I did. Further up the page...lol. I'm just blundering, I should stop posting for tonight.

Feb 21, 2010 Brad

Haha, hands all shaky from the win? :P

Feb 21, 2010 Timuukun

I-I-I-I gggguess sssoo.....

No, but seriously. That is a cool photo. I don't shed a tear as much as I burn with envy at the shoe and the shirt. And at the van which that shirt references.

Feb 21, 2010 Brad

Haha, for real.

Feb 21, 2010 sylonbroadsides

yeah but I wouldn't fuck a horse for these shoes...

Feb 21, 2010 Timuukun

No...I would only do that for the A-Sides ;)

Feb 21, 2010 Brad

....I might...

Feb 21, 2010 sylonbroadsides

guys you'd be fucking a horse for a pair of size 9 shoes lmao

Feb 21, 2010 Timuukun

I am a size 9, dude. If that was all it took to get A-Sides...I dunno. It's pretty disgusting.

MAAAAAAAAYBE if I was guaranteed to get BOTH pairs from doing it.

(Can't believe I'm seriously considering it)

Feb 22, 2010 Brad

Hell, I'd do it in a heart beat.

Feb 23, 2010 Timuukun


You're size 13, though...

Feb 23, 2010 Brad

Yeeeaaaahhh, but i'd do it anyways ;P

Feb 23, 2010 Timuukun


*Backs away slowly*

Lol...they're in my size, so I should be even more motivated.

I suppose I'd do it if it was the only way...but I'd be willing to shell out a lot of cash before it came to that.

Feb 23, 2010 Brad

Lmao, maybe you're right.

Sep 23, 2011 y2ksoap

id buy a pair

Feb 23, 2012 zelda

Wow at the "id fuck a horse for these" comment... this is why china is kicking our ass....

Feb 23, 2012 RamenRadio

lmao I'm ashamed to have known that user

Apr 17, 2012 Relate2Videos

lol yup Keith was a dumb ass

Sep 27, 2014 Mart

Yo, not sure if anyone comes here any more, but I'm selling a pair of these if anyone's interested.


Oct 8, 2014 mcgrinder2011

WHAT?!!! Dude, I'd sell my Wii, Xbox and all the games I have for those.

Oct 21, 2014 zelda

sell these shoes on ebay for thousands of dollars and i think you will catch the attention of the world

Oct 24, 2014 mcgrinder2011

If I had any.

Oct 27, 2014 grug250

theyre mine lol

Oct 28, 2014 mcgrinder2011


That pisses me off...

Oct 29, 2014 grug250


Nov 1, 2014 mcgrinder2011

*insert Freddy Fazbear here*
u suk. And cheers to me getting the UFO down again!

Nov 13, 2014 grug250

im still waiting on these to arrive

Nov 13, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Dang. Where are they coming from? And where did you get them, EBay?

Nov 14, 2014 grug250

they camming from the uk ....should of been here by now :(

Nov 16, 2014 mcgrinder2011

That's odd. Maybe they got hung up somewhere or lost. Let's hope for the former. I want you to get your ninjas.

Nov 18, 2014 grug250

woooooo i got them they are sick :)

Nov 19, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Sick bro! Do they hold up?

Nov 20, 2014 grug250

i aint even gonna use them bro they are rare and also not my size lol

Nov 20, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Oh... Ah well! At least ya got your shoes and that's all that matters!

Nov 21, 2014 grug250

yeah true that i got another 4 pairs coming too

Nov 22, 2014 Jersey

Damn man 4 more pairs? What did you find

Nov 22, 2014 grug250

some goa's cleans and scabs......but have my sights on a few other rare pieces aswell which i'm going to buy :P

Nov 28, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Did you say... Cleans, and SCABS?! WHAT SIZE!!!

Nov 28, 2014 grug250

11 and 12

Nov 29, 2014 mcgrinder2011

12 Cleans or scabs?

Nov 29, 2014 Jersey

Damn man I always wanted a pair of goas. I don't know why but I really love the goa styling.

Nov 29, 2014 grug250

scabs ......yeah bro goas are sick but only for collecting now as they will fall apart

Nov 29, 2014 Jersey

The goas had that shitty lower too?

Nov 29, 2014 grug250

yeah most of the newer modles did bro they were made out of a polyurethane foam and the age of them meant it will break which sucks ......but the clans and scabs still hold up the best

Nov 30, 2014 mcgrinder2011


Nov 30, 2014 grug250

no why? i said scabs

Dec 4, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Sorry, I felt invisible, and thanks. What color?Navy, Smoke?

Dec 4, 2014 grug250

black bro cant wait to see them

Dec 8, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Hell yeah I can't wait. I'd give you my Special edition Gamecube for those. Cost me a good $40 Because of depreciation.

Dec 8, 2014 grug250

haha na its all good but if i get any doubles soon i'll hook u up bro

Dec 8, 2014 Waffle

Mcgrinder what kinda special GCN do you have the zelda bundle one!

Dec 8, 2014 Waffle

I would also pay about 200$ for one of those if you every find 2 more pairs (never gonna happen) cause only 5 exist

Dec 11, 2014 mcgrinder2011

Greg: Oh my god, you are the BEST!!!

Waffle: Sadly, no. It's the Pokemon XD bundle variant. BUT I do have TLOZ Collectors edition from when I was a child.

Nov 2, 2015 Waffle

About 10 exist. Danny Lynch recalls them being scattered all around the offices. These gotta be released.
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